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Ed's GREER-A-GANZA Theme Park

As soon as Ed has won a couple of lotteries, he's going to open a theme park called "GREER-A-GANZA".

Here are some of the attractions:

"On the set with Greer"

Be Greer's co-star in her new movie, "Mrs. Clinton".

"Target: Miss Bingley"

That bow and arrow is too big for a dainty young lady to handle, so you'll have to help Greer out by enclosing her tightly in your arms as you demonstrate how to hit the bulls-eye.

"Greer's make-up artist takes a holiday"

Greer's face is now your responsibility, so make sure she looks her best for cameraman Joseph Ruttenberg.

"Hide and Seek"

Greer is up on a mountain somewhere, sitting on a ledge and eating her ham sandwich. Hurry up and rescue her!

"Measuring tape"

Make sure that Greer's mini-kilt fits her just right.

"Dancing Greer"

Chase Greer around the stage with a trombone.

"The Flying Garson"

Try to catch Greer when Cesar Romero drops her from a great height.