arson.com by Ed S.
Ed's GREER-A-GANZA Theme Park
As soon as Ed has won a couple of lotteries, he's going to
open a theme park called "GREER-A-GANZA".
Here are some of the attractions:
"On the set with Greer"
Be Greer's co-star in her new movie, "Mrs. Clinton".
"Target: Miss Bingley"
That bow and arrow is too big for a dainty young lady to
handle, so you'll have to help Greer out by enclosing
her tightly in your arms as you demonstrate how to hit
"Greer's make-up artist takes a holiday"
Greer's face is now your responsibility, so make
sure she looks her best for cameraman Joseph Ruttenberg.
"Hide and Seek"
Greer is up on a mountain somewhere, sitting on a ledge and
eating her ham sandwich. Hurry up and rescue her!
Make sure that Greer's mini-kilt fits her just right.
Chase Greer around the stage with a trombone.
"The Flying Garson"
Try to catch Greer when Cesar Romero drops her from a