HOWARD DIETZ
Louis, what are we going to do with Garson?
LOUIS B. MAYER
Just let her sit tight for a while longer.
DIETZ
She's been sitting on her can for half a year
now.
MAYER
She'll get desperate soon enough.
DIETZ
Have you chosen her new name yet?
MAYER
I've got Claudine and Anita working on some ideas.
DIETZ
I was thinking, what about "Rita Redlocks?"
MAYER
No, no.
DIETZ
"Audrey Auburn?"
MAYER
Forget it, Howard.
DIETZ
Well, my wife thought of "Stella Stunbar."
MAYER
We're keeping the "Garson."
DIETZ
Well then what about "Gloria Garson?"
It's a damn sight more feminine than "Greer."
MAYER
She insists upon "Greer."
DIETZ
Good god! She's a prima donna already and
she hasn't even made a movie.
MAYER
She's not your typical ingenue, that's for
sure.
DIETZ
Lamarr and Korjus were willing to take those
small parts.
MAYER
Send Garson's screen tests over to Sam Wood.
He's having trouble casting his female part.
DIETZ
You think Garson would go all the way back to
England for her first movie?
MAYER
She's probably homesick by now.
DIETZ
That part's too small for her anyway.
She'll never take it.