GREER
What do you mean you don't dance?
What will Mervyn say?
WALTER
I'll just blame it on an old war wound.
GREER
Maybe we need to rewrite your scenes.
WALTER
Can't you just dance around me?
GREER
Maybe they should find someone else to play
Sam.
WALTER
No, I don't really think you could get along without
me, Duchess.
GREER
Well, maybe they can build a platform for us to
stand on and someone can pull us around on it.
WALTER
Until I fall off and break a leg.
GREER
Well, maybe I'll just play those scenes with your
stand-in Bill.
He's quite good-looking, you know.
WALTER
Well, he does look like me, doesn't he?
GREER
This could be his big break.
WALTER
No, Greer, I think those scenes really need someone
with the smooth manner of a good old Maritime boy
like me.
GREER
And Bill doesn't slap my backside all the time.
WALTER
Well, he hasn't learned how to handle
temperamental actresses yet.
GREER
Maybe I should call up Louella and tell her
how you handle actresses.
She'll write up quite a column on you.
WALTER
Like they say, Duchess, there's no publicity like
bad publicity.
GREER
And your wife will find out.
WALTER
Ruth?
Oh, she'll just tell you to slap
my keister.