GREER
You should feel lucky to get this role,
Walter.
WALTER
Well, I was hoping to work with Garbo this
time around.
GREER
Oh, no. Greta tells me her next one is a stinker.
WALTER
I hear that Norma Shearer turned "Miniver" down,
so you're stuck with it.
Too bad.
GREER
Yes, and she's seeing that ski instructor.
Twenty years her junior!
WALTER
My goodness.
The lengths some actresses will go to just to hold
on to their youth.
GREER
I'll have you know that I insisted on you
for this picture, Walter.
WALTER
Well, after I got that Oscar nomination for you
last year, I think it's my turn to get
one this year.
GREER
Well, then I'll try not to steal too many of your
scenes.
WALTER
I don't like the name "Clem," though. Makes me
sound like a farmer.
GREER
Maybe they can change it to "Wylbur," or "Clyde."
WALTER
And we have a college-age son this time.
GREER
I know. I sure hope they can rewrite that
part.
WALTER
Well, they'll have to slap some pretty heavy
make-up on me to make me look old enough.
GREER
Or younger. We also have two small
children.
WALTER
But I don't relish the idea of having to kiss a
co-star who's almost a grandmother.